Beyoncéitis is one of most biting, hilarious blogs on the net. I laughed when I read this:

(SIDEBAR: Can we write Beyonce a hot Monster’s Ball love scene or something? I know she’s married but I need passion! Beyonce needs to make us feel like she wants the dick! That’s what wins Oscars!)

LMAO! I should say that while I love Bee all the way, I don’t think she would ever be able to do a Monster’s Ball style love scene. Shit, I think Halle is the only actress with guts to do something brave like that.

(Heads up: More Bee themed posts coming this week. Just thought you should know!)